i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s
you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven’t bought it yet
if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs
(via bestfunny)
Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?
KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE
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ywg:
THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.
You’re a bad, bad lady
(via gain-of-function)
Last year, I was talking with my mom about parenting and she said “well at least I never made you feel like I didn’t love you”
I proceeded to tell her about a time when I was a kid and she was yelling, screaming, and throwing things, and I said “I love you” in that small timid kid voice and she said
“well I don’t love you right now”
Our relationship was never the same after that and she didn’t even remember that it happened.
The axe forgets, the tree remembers.
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Density of penguin feathers to protect from the cold.
Emperor penguins reputedly have the highest feather density of any bird, with around 100 feathers per square inch of skin (15 per square centimeter).
(via aspiringtrophyhusband)
this could be us but you playin.
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via bestfunny)
on death with 1. lilies abounded, @petfurniture, twitter; 2. frances molina, “o’death”
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(via only1600kids)
Sorry but this is hilarious
can I take a picture of the moon?
the tower of Pisa: yes, sorry
(via gain-of-function)
